Phone calls
My home phone just rang.
I looked at the caller ID and it said "United States Govt" and was a local number.
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My heart all but stopped.

I answered the phone before I could over-think it and was greeted with "Mrs. ****?"
I. Could. Not. Breathe.
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My contacts and glasses have evidently come in at the optical center.

I mean, really? They couldn't put 'OPTICAL' somewhere in that caller ID listing? My husband is in a combat zone and they all but gave me a heart attack! 
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I would have fallen over.
My husband's command did this to me once. They were having a hurricane drill. I wanted to jump through the phone and strangle the poor petty officer on the other line.
And talk about a heart attack inducing phone call...I can't even imagine!
